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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Would the real vampires, please stand up.


Just like many people nowadays... I luv vampires. EXCEPT, I hate the Twilight fandom. Yes, I did read all the books, and the movie. I do like the romance of it, and the characters are alright, but I think it wasn't written very well and I refuse to call them VAMPIRES! That is what REALLY gets me mad. Vampires die in the sunlight, the have fangs, they sleep, they die when staked, and are allergic to garlic and holy water. They DO NOT SPARKLE! I call them the Sparkly Monsters.

Besides Twilight, I am pretty much obsessed with anything vampire. Since I was 10 one of my favourite shows has been Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I think that show is beyond brilliant, and I have seen all seven seasons about six times. And I read the 8th season. Right now I am really into True Blood, I've seen both seasons and I am reading the books, currently on book 4, and by tonight book 5. I think that show is one of the best things on TV right now.
Since the first time Eric Northman came on the screen, I fell head over heels for the blonde Viking Vampire.



Alexander Skarsgard (Eric) is the best thing on that show, I bawled when he cried on the episode Godric killed himself. Alexander Skarsgard is now my favourite actor, and I am very much obsessed with him. What really makes me happy is that when I was little I used to watch Zoolander every day, and my favourite character was the blonde Meekus, who along with his two buddys, screamed ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO at Ben Stiller. Yes, Meekus is Alexander Skarsgard. I could have burst when I found that out. AND his dad is one of my favourite actors Stellan Skarsgard. I always thought Stellan was really good looking when he was younger, and if he was younger, he would be worthy for me to obsess over. AND THEN ALEXANDER SKARSGARD APPEARS ON TRUE BLOOD.